One day, a small boy grew up with a vry decent family. He was nvr taught of any bad things till he go to pri 1. In there, bullies are rough and called him konek(penis), tetek(breasts) and babi(pig). Aft sch, he asked his sister wat does those new words meant. Not wanting to teach him bad words, she said that konek means a walking stick, tetek means plates and babi means grandfather. Over the weekends, his grandfather came to give them a visit and the boy saw him coming and said,"Babi, babi come oready!" Since his grandfather got a new walking stick, the boy added," Eh, Babi's konek vry long leh!". Hearing these, his grandfather asked,"Hey,wait till I tell yr mom about this. Where is yr mother?!" And the boy replied,"My mother is washing her tetek." Hahaha... Joke#2-Perfect Language. By yr same bestest friend, Muhd Faris Chew